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Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop…

You know the place.. More adventures in publishing today, both in the online and print spheres. Why are they spheres, anyway? I don’t think I’ve…

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Mmm.. shiny car-stealy thing…

Now, all they have to do is live up to all the hype. Can’t be that hard, can it?

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You're looking at Planet Earth, Bop bop bop, bop bop bop bop…

That Simon Le Bon. A true lyrical genius, on a level with Vanilla Ice. Still have plenty of tales of the road to write up….

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There is no stopping them. The Ants will soon be here…

Many, many things to write about — from Robotic Grannies to infants with lung infections to the bizarre sight of the rain on the plain…

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Please Mr Crocodile, can I cross the river?

Man, but I’m bushed right now. Mostly because last night was spent recovering a dud hard drive — and when I say “last night”, I…

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Things I understand. Things I don't.

This is possibly the single greatest thing in the history of the universe. Thinking may be required (although given I’ve found it, you could append…

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They never told me not to shove that Duracell right up my nose…

Dang, but it’s been rough going over the past four days. Mainly because, due to being sick for the past three weeks, I had basically…

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For a taste of your whiskey, I'll give you some advice…

One of the drawbacks with working in a one-man office is that the Melbourne Cup sweepstakes are a bit of a dud. I mean, on…

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I am a prisoner of no confidence..

So it’s Monday night. You’re probably watching TV, or going out, or surfing the net, or doing whatever it is you do with your time….

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Things that are cool, lesson #53

The November issue of Australian Macworld Magazine, on store shelves now. Sure, it’s a funky little publication all on its own — I make it…

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