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Sheeepy…

I’ve been spending what precious little “free” playing time I have at the moment playing Jeff Minter’s mildly trippy — no, make that acid-drenched-in-a-bucket-full-of-Neon-Paint-And-Magic-Mushrooms-trippy —…

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(Reach up for the) sunrise…

Who exactly has time to listen to six and a half thousand different radio stations? Well, that’d be me. As part of my research for…

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I've got the old man's car… I've got a Jazz guitar…

Wow, my throat hurts. And not just a small amount; it feels like I’m ingesting a tiny dagger at a specific point on the back…

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Everybody's talking about Bagism, Shagism, Dragism, Madism…

Another day, and another example of my reviewing prowess at CNET.com.au: Dazzle DVD Recorder DVC 100: “Got old home movies gathering dust and mould? The…

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Fire in the sky…

So, last night, we were cooking up some roast potatoes in the oven. Not that we were cooking already roasted potatoes — they were raw…

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I got a mind full of good intentions, and a mouth full of raisinets …

Well, actually, it’s more like a head full of infected sinuses. But that wouldn’t make such a good song lyric. So while I sit here…

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World Exclusive Game Review!

Exclusive! World First! Insert lots of exclamation marks here!!!!!! Well, exclusive in that nobody else in their right mind has actually bothered. At all. There…

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Natural selection is actually only the continued survival of animals Mr. T has found too chewy to eat.

(yes, I’m borrowing other people’s jokes today. Other people’s Mr T. Jokes, to be precise) Gadgetguy.com.au has a bunch of my recent scribblings published today,…

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Be somebody (or be somebody's fool)

It’s positively criminal that the seminal “Be Somebody (Or Be Somebody’s Fool)” isn’t available on iTunes. Stuff the Beatles — where’s the love for Mr…

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Argh! My Eyes! My Nose! My… BLEEEARGH…

A little tip for prospective parents out there. If you’ve got a nappy-bound child who’s not been, shall we say producing for a day or…

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