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Stuff published as stuff stuffs up…

What a day it’s been. Two hour blackouts, completely incompetent Microsoft Xbox 360 support staff — maybe it’s just me, but four months to replace…

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Ouch…

At 4:29am (SA time) yesterday morning, I was asleep in a beautiful (and surprisingly cheap) apartment at the Glenelg Gateway Apartments. At 4:30am, my alarm…

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Dear Mrs BP Cobar Service-Station Attendant

Your request for me to move the car along would be more acceptable if: A) I wasn’t changing a nappy at the time. Being arm…

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You may be right… I may be crazy…

Or I might just be a workaholic. It’s just possible. Consider, for example, the December Issue of Netguide Magazine , on store shelves right about…

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Lulu, The Crime Fighting Magician

(Headline courtesy of this. It’s very similar to the way my mind works, or refuses to, sometimes) Remember earlier on today, when I said I’d…

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Four walls, washbasin, prison cell…

If you asked my beautiful and patient wife where I’d spent the last month, she would without a doubt — and with nary a pause…

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Could this be tax deductible?

Because it should be. Just imagine. I could have him stand in the corner of the office, pitying all the products for me. Can you…

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She gave her Angels, that summer night…

A Prince lyric — I’m still a big Prince afficionado — and an apt one, given the conversation I just had with Zoe. Well, conversation…

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A close shave…

I’ve always wanted to use that headline. And now I can. GadgetGuy.com.au has four of my reviews up, and all of them are rather outside…

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You want to do WHAT?

This is a conversation, more or less precisely, that I just had with my daughter, Zoe. Zoe: Daddy! Daddy! I need to get married! Alex:…

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