You know that scene at the end of bad action movies, where the grizzled and slightly bloodied hero hugs the buxom blonde with the suggestively torn denim shirt on top of the…
Month: April 2006
Oh what a night…
Well, it looks like act 2 of the screenplay that is my life has been written for me, courtesy of the events of yesterday — and most notably, the events of last…
I was dreaming when I wrote this…
More published works with my distinctive stamp all over them at the mighty CNET: Yappermouse: It’s easy enough to believe in many things mouse-related. A mouse that roars? No problem. A mouse…
Somebody say, "Movie Star!"
I swear, one day I’m selling our family story as a screenplay. Sure, it’s a little unbelievable, right up to the point where that little line of text scrolls across the screen,…
U might say, "what U mad about?"
While family dramas unfold, the tide of the presses erm… presses ever onwards, I guess. The annoying thing about being stressed and super-busy is that your usually reliable store of … whaddyacallem?…
Mama said there'll be days like this…
OK, so here’s how the plans for the past two days were meant to go: Monday: Public holiday for the rest of the worky types, work day for the freelancer types. Alex…
Mmmm.. honey dipped babies..
While things could be better right now, they could also be worse. And the one upside of being in a hospital is that they hook you up to weird technology, like the…
How to put me in an instant headspin…
Ask me a question along the lines of “How much life support do you want us to give your unborn child?”
That was my drug of choice…
More reviews spill forth from the Kidman brain; sometimes I can’t stop them. Sony VAIO VGN-FE15GP: Sony’s desktop-replacement VGN-FE15GP is impressively light and has great battery life, although its overall performance trails…