Is it possible to come up with a snappy subject line about printers?
Nope.
Nonetheless, that hasn’t stopped another printer review of mine emerging at CNET.com.au:
Canon Pixma MP990: “Canon’s Pixma MP990 should appeal to photo types wanting good quality, but they’ll need a little patience to go along with it.”
Do you know what the Kentucky Derby is, Pinky?
Another day, another news story at PC Authority for you to pore over in detail. Consider the delicate phrasing of each word. Investigate the elegant symmetry of the consonants, and the ponderous joy of vowels. Or just read the thing — it’s up to you, really.
Canon unleashes a trio of camcorders: “The biggest decision to make for HD camcorder bues is rapidly becoming whether to go flash or hard disk. Canon’s latest include full AVCHD support and your choice of flash or HDD.”
