A little tip for prospective parents out there. If you’ve got a nappy-bound child who’s not been, shall we say producing for a day or two (for reasons I won’t go into here), it might be wise to invest in a canary, a gas mask and a plentiful supply of fire before attempting to remove a nappy that smells like “it just might be a movement”.
On the other hand, Luc’s very, very happy right now. And I know, without a doubt, that my olfactory senses work. Curse them.