I’m not here for your entertainment…

Well, actually, that’s not true — as a fully accredited* freelancer, I’m all about entertaining you. For only a modest fee**, I can even do a wacky dance while you eat your meal.

Or you could check out my latest product musings at CNET.com.au:

Motorola MOTOFONE F3: “What does seventy bucks buy you?”

* Accreditation via the Alex Kidman School Of Accrediting People Called Alex Kidman. Apply today!
** Fees start at $1 Million Dollars US, on a sliding scale (upwards) depending on travel distance. What do you mean, that’s not modest? Try telling that to Paris Hilton!

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