Destroy Ninety-Nine Percent of Known Household Pests with Pre-Sliced, Rustproof, Easy-To-Handle, Low Calorie Simpson’s Individual Emperor Stringettes!*

No, I’ve not been working too hard….

In my holidaying absence, however, CNET.com.au published a couple of reviews of mine:

Novonde NV-15 Personal Media Player: “There’s an apt but over-used phrase that describes the Novonde NV-15: it truly is a jack of all trades and master of none…”

Nokia E70: “There’s definitely a market for a BlackBerry-style phone without the inconvenience of the BlackBerry form factor, and the E70 fits the bill quite well.”

*As used in hospitals